Taste of Love Cameo by hidoko Matsumoto settings: inside a french cafe. narrator: It's the first day which Hyde and Tetsu has gone for their honeymoon in France. hyde: Oh! Tetchan! I never thought that this would be such a lovely place. tetsu: as lovely as you dear, and as true as the sea is deep! *hyde and tetsu make goggly eyes* *enter sakura* sakura: Vous etes une super nana. namae wa? hyde: ...Hyde. *looking positively bored* sakura: Vos yeux sont aussi bleus que l'ocean de mon amour pour vous est grand. hyde: Sou ka... And please stop speaking in french. It's giving me a headache. sakura: Oui, Madamme. Sans vous je ne suis qu'un ve de terre. hyde: *vein pops up* tetsu: ...I'm his husband. *hugs hyde and gives him a kiss* hyde: *melts and snuggles towards Tetsu* sakura: Ciel! Votre mari! tetsu: *glare* Fichez-nous la paix, de l'air. hyde: *nods* sakura: *indignantly* excusez moi. *blows a kiss* au revoir. *goes off and mopes in a corner* *enter hidoko and xz0ner* hidoko and xz0ner: ossu! xz0ner: I do not like to appear in stupid sagas with lousy languages. hidoko: But.. .But I thought the french part would be fun. xz0ner: My idea of fun isnt staying in a french cafe sprouting french nonsense- *breathes* ESPECIALLY not with you holding that "WICKED FRENCH" handbook. hidoko: *teary eyes* naaaani. I thought it was cute. sakura: and my idea of fun surely isn't to sprout french verses like a idiot. *folds arms* xz0ner: *cough* hidoko: hehee! maybe we could try... .nnn... Say, italian! hyde: Please, god no! You might want to learn that speaking language outside of your native languages aren't quite applicable when you can only say "excusez moi" without the handbook. hidoko: *proudly* That and 'oui', 'non' and 'bonjour je mappelle matsumoto'. hyde: *fwaps forehead* tetsu: ^^; Not to be insulting, but hidoko... That isn't much. hido: *pouts* well, I know 'L'Arc~en~Ciel' too... . hyde: *takes out hammer and bashes hidoko on head* BAKA! xz0ner: *applauds* ^^ Our most-powerful hyde! hyde: *dusts himself and kicks hido's body into a corner* *turns to the screen and smiles* ^-^ Today, the first day of our honeymoon is going great! tetsu: *smiles* *blushes while hyde huggles him* *cough* not in front of the screen, hyde... hyde: but... but you're MINE! *shows all the girls in front of the screen his middle finger* xz0ner: ^^; I'm a girl too naa... Technically... and I know hido will give anything to sleep with Tetsu. hyde: See what I mean! Tetchan! *huggles more* tetsu: ^^; xz0ner: ...well... .what are we here today for? hyde: good question. *nudges hidoko with his foot* hidoko: X_x Look! Columbus!! hyde: *vein pops up* *kicks* hidoko: X_X Oro? tetsu: *smiles* I know of a way. *pinches hidoko's cheeks* kaaaaaawaaaaaaiii hidochan daaaaa yoooo~ naa, nemuranaide yo! hidoko: kyaaa.... do I hear Tetchan calling me cute? tetsu: eeeeeeee *sweet voice* hidoko: ^^ Ohayou! *perks up* tetsu: ^^ *lets go of hido's cheeks* hyde: wow, that's my tetsu. *snuggles more* xz0ner: wuv wuv aishiteiru! *takes out red flowers and dumps it all over the place* sakura: ^^; oi.. .I'm here too.. .. I'm here too... hidoko: but I thought you went away after hyde put you down. *rubs aching face* sakura: Oh-hohohoho-hoho-hoho! Anything for my beloved Hyde! From suffering mountless defeats, to even raping Yukki! Well, that was a tad too much tho. :-/ xz0ner: raping Yukki? That's the first time I heard-- hidoko: oh.. .That^^; sakura: Taste of Love. xz0ner: ^^; This sounds like shameless promotion... hidoko: actually, it is. ^^; Which is half the reason I'm writing this saga. Xz0ner won't do it for sh*t and anyway, you're too serious. xz0ner: huhu. Which might explain why you're taking half a year for part two. hidoko: And that aint your fault, huh... You are the one who insists on writing White Feathers when I know I have to finish Taste of Love. and you lost half the fic after wasting both our time. xz0ner: Well! hidoko: Not to mention the new fic you started. xz0ner: Well! hidoko: And not to mention that you're self-obsessed with the idea of Tetsu wearing a tutu. xz0ner: AM NOT! *vein pops up* hyde: ...tetchan... In red tutu?! That's the first of its kind! *bursts out laughing* xz0ner: *giggles* red teddy too! hidoko: oooh red teddy. *giggles and nudges hyde* tetsu: naaaaanda yo. *blushes deep red* hyde: I only saw him in a red silk robe.. .Nothing of those cute stuff yet. But the cutest is the-- Mmmmph! tetsu: *covers hyde's mouth* ^^;; ; sakura: *teary eyes* hidoko: ^^ *takes out an SD Yukki and hands it to Sakura* *enter SD Yukki* SD yukki: nnn... . *large eyes complete with rabbit ears* sakura: *calmly deposits the SD Yukki into tetsu's shirt* tetsu: GYAAAA~ SD yukki: *wriggles* tetsu: Gyaaaaaaa *tears in his eyes* get it out! get it out! sakura: *takes the opportunity to grab Hyde and run away* hyde: O_O *gets carried away by Sakura* *exeunt sakura, carrying hyde* tetsu: O_o; hidoko and xz0ner: do you really want us to get it out? tetsu: *blushes* No! It's going down there... GYA~! hidoko and xz0ner: *giggles* *pounces on tetsu, wrestles and finally emerge triumphantly with SD yukki which looks around innocently* *screen shows Tetsu with messed up clothes* tetsu: O_O; I am never going for one of these trips again. I don't appreciate THAT, hido! and I definitely DONT appreciate getting molested by you and xz0ner either. hidoko and xz0ner: well, we got Sd Yukki out didn't we? *snicker* tetsu: *blushes and covers up his chest* hey. .where's hyde? hidoko: A certain dark-haired guy took him away... .nee. *snuggles and cooes to SD Yukki* xz0ner: *shakes head* This calls for drastic measures! tetsu: I sense something bad.. .*runs behind a telephone pole* hidoko: chian chian chiaaaaannnn. .. .. xz0ner: SD zigzo! *enter SD zigzo* hidoko: *sweatdrops* xz0ner: *sends SD zigzo over* Go! Locate Sakura and bring him back! hidoko: ^^; So cute. ..*gushes over SD other-tetsu* SD zigzo-tetsu: *purrs and waves ryo and den away* *exeunt SD zigzo* tetsu: *comes out from behind pole* ^^;; ; They.. .They gone? hidoko: yep! Off for your beloved hyde. tetsu: *runs after them* Ya.. .Yamete! *chase* *exeunt tetsu* hidoko and xz0ner: O_o; *watches cloud of smoke trailing after tetsu* hidoko: ^^; This looks scary.. . xz0ner: which is as well... hidoko: what about our saga? ^^;; ;*big teary eyes* xz0ner: *holds up SD Yukki in the air* *enter ken* ken: Kyaaa! SD yukki! kawaaaaiiii! *glomps onto SD Yukki* hidoko: ^^;;; Welllllll... I guess it works. xz0ner: *pokes ken* uhm. we're here to promote Taste of Love. ken: *snorts* Not like anyone reads your fics. hidoko: Hey!! I take that as an insult. ken: duuuuh. *snuggles SD Yukki* xz0ner: *slaps forehead* ... .. hidoko: weeell! I do have a couple of people whom I like to thank... ken: That would be your family! hidoko: *waves fist* ken: and oh, your whats-its-name fleabag. *kisses SD yukki* hidoko: *vein pops up and chases ken around* xz0ner: ^^; *cough* hidoko: Actually... That would be Veggie. ken: *purposely* Flea-bag! hidoko: ^^; ;;; I'll tell Veggie, and veggie will probably kill elizabeth. ken: O_o; *SD Yukki hangs on his shoulder and swings* hidoko: *flashes V sign* xz0ner: ^^; Idiots.. ..*shakes head and tries to walk away* hidoko: Oi! *vein pops up and pulls back Xz0ner* xz0ner: ^^; ;; hidoko: *cough cough* My GRAND speech! First, I would like to thank... Ken's right, actually. My family. ken: See! Told ya! *makes face* hidoko: *glare* Is NOT fleabag veggie. ken: that not-guy-not-girl cat. hidoko: ^^;; ; Actually.. .he IS a drag cat... .but he dresses like a boy sometimes too. and is utterly cuuuuute in his doraemon shirt.. .*siiighs* xz0ner: *thwaps hidoko* hidoko: ^^; *wakes up* Excusez moi. Anyway, that's for him being a cushion as I type. xz0ner: no wonder it's so flat... Oh poor cat. hidoko: *cough* also.. .*holds up loooong list* xz0ner: Don't be mistaken, it's just a long piece of paper with five names on it. hidoko: *chases Xz0ner* *cough cough* weeeeell! ^^; Kay.. .That would be... veggie's cult's chief follower.. .. *giggles* xz0ner: ^^; This sounds like a pun. hidoko: It is. ^.^ And.... My editor... xz0ner: ^^; hidoko is NOT a very good friend.. .if you may. hidoko: *thwaps* We-elllll! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to call everyone, so cut that. *makes face* *holds up list, clears throat* And someone who has given me old cuttings of magazines of Laruku... *drools* xz0ner: ^^; So, you're bribed easily! What a corrupted sell-out! hidoko: Hey, it was from someone who doesn't read fics. xz0ner: ^^; Oh. hidoko: *^^* *purrs and huggles her cutouts* I love tetchannnn~ *cough cough* *clears throat again* Actually, I don't mind being a corrupted sellout. Bribes are always accepted, you know. ken: *thwap thwap thwap* So is that why you're taking half a year to write Taste of Love?! hidoko: ^^ No, I'm not awaiting bribes to finish my fics, although it will help 'inspire' me, or 'motivate' me, anyway you see it... or just 'kick me in the butt'... But like I said, it was Xz0ner's fault. xz0ner: *blushes* Well, if you link it back it would be Veggie's cult's chief's fault. hidoko: Of course not. -you- chose to write it. And I can't blame veggie's cult's chief 'else veggie will kill me. xz0ner: *snorts* _I_ don't see you working as much on White Feathers as I did. hidoko: Yeah, that's because split personalities don't own seperate computers and seperate bodies. Aaaanyway... .*cough* And there is... . *glomps* people who told me to work. And you don't know how touched I was when.. . . ..^^ *sigh* I know I am an asshole most of the time, and people who care about my writings are a precious few, and people who sent me encouragements + feedback + things-when-I-don't-really-expect-it is... even less (more like extinct few), but I'd like to say... . CHU! xz0ner: ^^;; Yuck. hidoko: ^^;; ;; Hey. I meant it. ken: ^^; I think your flying kiss is disgusting, too. hidoko: *thwap thwap* T___T ken: *laughs and plops SD Yukki onto hidoko's head* Hey, Tetsu and hyde are here! *entre tetsu, who's carrying Hyde* hidoko: heee~ where's Sakura? *kisses SD yukki and hands it back to ken* tetsu: *looks disgusted* Last I saw him, he was tied down by three SDs. hidoko: *cough* uh oh. You know how nasty SDs can get. ken: Not this one tho ^__^ *tickles SD yukki behind the ear* tetsu: Not that one? *eyes widen* hido: *cough* ^^ hyde: *tugs at Tetsu's sleeve* tetsu: nnn? hyde: *stares intently at tetsu* tetsu: *blushes* na. .nani... . hyde: Let me down. tetsu: Ou! Sorry! (posh British accent) ^^; *lets hyde down onto the floor* hyde: ^-^ *flexes arms* that's better! *jumps a little* xz0ner: *to hidoko* You are NOT going to write about those SDs, are you. hidoko: Nuh-uh! Unless someone bribes me with Tetsu's underwear. xz0ner: ^^; IF they had it they wouldn't care about reading your fic. hidoko: Sou. Like I said, unless someone bribes me with tetsu's underwear... . hyde: *evil laughter* nee! It will be fun... .won't it. tetsu: *blushes further* HAIDO! hyde: ^^ *glomps tetsu* kawaaaaiii~ tetsu: *blushes more* hyde: *turns to hidoko* nee, just tetsu's underwear? tetsu: *coughs and pulls hyde away* hidoko: *laughs* ^^ Don't be a busybody in Sakura's sex life will you? hyde: ^^ But it sounds like fun. tetsu: HAIDO!!!! There is no way I am going to give up my T back-- hyde: ^^ You said it! I didn't! hidoko: ^^ Oooh!! T-Back!! Really! That's soooo... . hyde: ^^ huhuhu... tetsu: *blushblushblush blush* Nooo! I didn't! hidoko: I'm suuuure we all know, nee.. .^_~ xz0ner: *laughs* hidoko: So was Yukki pulling on the T part while he was inside? tetsu: *BLUSH* NO! hidoko: *dies of laughter* ken: ^^ Sounds like fun... .Maybe I can try asking Yukki to try it next time. hyde: Yes! Let's do! ^^ ken: I was talking about Yukki, not you... hyde: But I wanna watch! *pouts* SD Yukki: *purrs* ken: maybe he IS wearing a T-back. *looks into SD Yukki's pants* Naah. tetsu: Please, noooo! Not while he is in the SD form! *turns green* hyde: *laughs* I think he had enough seeing the SD-zigzos do Sakura. hidoko: Oi! Let's get back on track. ^^ xz0ner: ^^; yes... let's... hidoko: although the T-Back part is really inspiring.. . xz0ner: *laughs* tetsu: ^^; Is NOT. hidoko: ^^ Don't mind it. Wanna get some ginger tea? hyde: Sounds fine. ken: ^^; I thought that sounded. ..gross... SD Yukki: *tugs at Ken's sleeves* Gyuunyuu o nomitaiiii. hidoko: ^_^ Good. *snaps fingers* scene: Hidoko's house. The corrodor is a washed blue, while the ceiling of the corridor is a sky blue. There are iron grills (in the shape of squares) throughout the corridor (which is actually a balcony). The living room is a mess. hidoko: *ushers everyone into a room* scene: hidoko's room. The walls are dark blue, and the ceiling is a dark purple with some glow-in-the-dark stars. It is also a mess. Half of the room is taken up by a mess of boxes and books, which is seperated by a bed sitting in the middle. A bookshelf with various magazines, encyclopedia, manga, Chinese Kungfu novels, stuffies, assorted Jrock books (X Japan, hide, L'Arc~en~Ciel and Malice Mizer), assorted mangaka's illustration books (only 2 clamp and one eva and one Angel Cage and one Yami no Matsuei character book), and CD cases (together with the transparant hyde and colored tetsu sitting in front of the CD cases).... A guitar sits in a distinct corner with various rolled-up anime posters, and a table with a mess, is right beside it, with Hidoko's Black-Ass HiFi, some accesories, a cola can, a basketball, a huge mess. Another table is hidoko's computer table, which consists of nothing much except the computer, a used plastic blue cup and a blue mirror from the $1.99 shop. BGM: Route #666 from Black-Ass HiFi. ken: This is pathetic. hyde: But it's blue! Hey, isn't that tetchan... and that's me, and that's yukki and that's Ken!! *turns to the side of the bookshelf* And that's gackt! and that's.. me again... *peers at the large poster beside the laruku one* Isnt that TMR?! ....*turns back towards the bookshelf* *points at 8R photo* Oooh.... .hidoko's boyfriends? hidoko: ^^; I wish. Those two are... random people. hyde: che. *sticks out tongue and bounces on the bed* Ne! wanna, wanna! *motions to tetsu* ken and SD Yukki: *looks on* Ouuuu~ hidoko: ^^; Not here. My parents will wonder what the heck is that smell. tetsu: Speaking of which.. .. *sniff sniff* What IS that smell? xz0ner: *goes to the balcony and peers through the window* OPEN UP! hidoko: ^^; hai. *opens window* xz0ner: *passes hidoko the trays through the window, disappears and comes back in again through the door* hyde: ^^ Smells like ginger. hidoko: ^^ That's ginger tea!! Oh... and we have some chocolates.. .and we forgot Yukki's milk! SD yukki: *puts a hand into the ginger tea, quickly withdraws it and starts wailing* ken: ^^;; ; Quick! Quick! Chocolate! hidoko: O_O; *rushes out of the room and zooms back with freshly-bought chocolates* Yukkichan, nakanaide yo! SD yukki: ^0^ *takes chocolates and smushes them against face, starts chewing* hidoko: ^^; eugh. ken and xz0ner: *melt simultaneously* kaaawaiii ^^ narrator: *pops out again* And so, the day goes on... hyde: eh? narrator? I thought you're dead. narrator: *vein pops up* Am not! anyway.. . The day goes on.. . *shouts come from inside the room, disrupting the narrator* narrator: @(@#*@#&#^.. .. hidoko: Don't! This is supposedly G-rated! xz0ner: G-rated...sou ka.. .^^; We have the T-back talk going on! hidoko: eeeeeto. ^^ But is that a bad thing? narrator: ^^;; Shut UP! hyde, hidoko and xz0ner: meep. *slinks back into the scene* narrator: *cough* anyway. ^-^ The day ends with a good tune, with Real playing on the CD player, while Laruku-tachi had fun. End! *waves byebye* *all: Bow* *exeunt all* http://xz0ne.cjb.net voidmatsumoto@yahoo.co.uk