Translation by hidoko Matsumoto
Original fiction by TETCHAN, in chinese.
Sun Feb 6 01:22:17 2000
Hyde, who are you really going to chose???
By TETCHAN~
A certain day at a certain recording room, Hyde met his most most~~~~~~best friend-- Kiyoharu san--- Once the two people met, immediately the heavenly lightning moved the fire of the ground (?) and started "embracing" without any chances of stopping.
"OH~~~~Kiyoharu~~Long time no see~How are you recently? How's SADS's concert going?" Hyde asked excitedly.
"Not bad~'naked' is selling really great too~^_^~we have already decided the next single!" Kiyoharu replied, getting even more excited.
"I really want to go and see SADS's concert~Don't know whether Kiyoharu is really :naked: while singing 'naked', heh heh heh~~~" Hyde imitated Ken's hentai tone, and plastered himself more tightly onto Kiyoharu.
At this time Tetsu came walking in. He had heard Hyde use that hentai tone say "naked" this word, moreover the scene before him-- Hyde could only use the phrase "Unable to be clean even after jumping into the Yellow River*" to describe himself.
*note: This means that no matter how, you'll never be able to prove that you're not guilty ^^
Tetsu cried unbearably~~~
"Hyde~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You~~You~~~What are you doing??? God!!! Yesterday you were saying that you love me, now!!?? Instead you're getting so mushy with Kiyoharu san!!! You explain this clearly to me ah~~" Tetsu took off his high platform shoes, and looked as if he was about to throw those at Hyde.
hido: Aiyeeeeee! It must surely hurt a lot! ^^;;; ;
And then when Hyde was going to defend himself, Yukihiro appeared... .
"Hyde I couldn't listen any more outside, how can you possibly have this kind of relationship with Kiyoharu san?" Having heard that, hyde was about to give Yukihiro a grateful look, Yukihiro continued, "The person whom you should have a relationship with should me me, we were together all night last night~~One whole night!!!"
When he finished, he gave Tetsu and kiyoharu a "I win already" glance.
At this time a shocked Ken came walking in, saying "No~ Hyde was eating breakfast at my home~^_+~" Once Ken finished, Yukihiro immediately had nothing to say, he could only look at hyde, "The urgent matter which you said last night was this??" Pointing at Ken, Yukihiro asked.
hido: Encoding problems, so I dont know whether if it's breakfast. ^^;
Hyde only felt a rush of headache, and after calling for everyone to be quiet, Hyde suddenly took out a mirror, made a very seducing pose... (hee hee~~^+++^~~~everyone please use your own imagination), and looked at the mirror, helplessly pressing his palm on his forehead,.. . After sighing, he told the him in the mirror, "Is looking too handsome a kind of mistake??... Hyde ah Hyde~~ You are simply too Kakkoi, I love you most~~"
hido: ^^; Im sorry, I dont know what is "liao2 ren3" so I assumed. ..;
Hohoho~~~ So Hyde is actually in love with himself(!?)~~^_^
hido: hahahaha ^^; *whaps hyde* Im not surprised if he is!