Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess named Joline. Generally, she lived a happy life, what with friends and telephone and all.
One day, she called all her friends and asked them to go over to her castle to celebrate her birthday. None of them could resist because she *was* the princess. So, all of them came over.
Everyone had a fun time dancing. Soon, it was almost midnight, and everyone was drunk. Xiao Si, being a "xiao" person, began to get an ouja board and called hide's spirit to come. Everyone was really shocked when hide appeared suddenly with wings behind his back. Well, use your imagination, he had pink hair and was a j-rock person, so…
Jian Wei thought it was a demon and rushed forward to protect Joline. Unfortuanately, Ming Hui, being his "soul mate", thought the same too and they tripped over each other. Gabriel was lying asleep in a corner and was snoring loudly for all he was worth. Nydia and Gretel cringed behind Joline or support, they were ready at any time to faint. Crystal, being the weird one, all drunk at the beer blasts, thought the angel was a human. She offered him a beer and he poured it over her. Crystal, being too drunk, thought her brother had wet the bed and that she was in the bed on a Sunday morning, knocked the angel hide unconcious. Soon Joline had hide tied down. Xiao Si began to put him in the microwave oven, but luckily it was *supposed* to be in the olden days so the angel was unharmed. (please, electricity wasn’t discovered yet)
Then, after careful observation, Xiao Si had managed to get out of the drunk state and was feeling horrible. Her vision began to clear too and the castle almost rattled with her scream.
hide was woken up by the nerve-breaking scream and untied himself (don’t ask me how, he's an angel). "Let me grant you a wish since I don’t go anywhere for nothing," He said (Don’t ask me why coz it's the storyline, ok?).
Joline was allowed to make a wish since it was her birthday, but XiaoSi, being a big mouth, blurted out, "GET X JAPAN HERE FOR A HIDE'S DEATH MEMORIAL CONCERT! Darn, I missed it…"
hide grinned and began to summon the members of X Japan as Joline watched, jaw reaching the floor and fists clenched. XiaoSi realised that she had not fully recovered from the alchohol so she ducked behind hide's back.
Suddenly, Just as Joline was raising her fist, Yoshiki, Heath, Pata, and Toshi popped out of nowhere and even the Crystal tama (drums) and the Crystal Kawai (piano) appeared. Joline was too busy gaping to hit XiaoSi already. They began to have a concert and Ming Hui and Jian Wei came up halfway and they ended up competing whose flowers were more suitable for Joline. Crystal was trashing poor Yoshiki's Crystal Kawai piano and Yoshiki was trying to stop her. Poor Yoshiki ended up crunched by Crystal and hide rescued the damsel in distress. Heath , Pata and Toshi settled down somewhere else to finish the leftover buffet whil watching the "show" and Gabriel was trampled over. Gretel and Nydia were cheering Crystal on as she gave hide a hard time.
Soon, the chao ended. hide learnt that it was Joline's DOB so he granted her another wish. Joline asked for Yoshiki's beautiful grand piano, the Crystal Kawai and hide immediately popped another one out for her. Everyone stayed overnight in their previous suites.
At midnight, everyone sneaked upon Joline as she was sleeping and woke her up with a yell "HAPPY DOB!!"
Pillows flew about and Joline had a pleasant surprise (despite all the yelps and ouchs).
Finally, everyone went to sleep and the next day Yoshiki and hide were wearing each others' clothes. Joline was playing then Crystal Kawai and everyone else was trying to stop her from turning them deaf. Crystal still hadnt recovered from hide's guitar bashing (which was, coincidentally, bashed across her head) and Gretel and Nydia and the rest were sleeping soundly because they tried to stop Joline from playing the piano (aka, knocked out).
So, in chaos, they lived happily ever after. ^_~
The End.
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Notes:
15 Sept, 1998 11:26:56 PM
Joline happy DOB! Here's a DOB fic writen for you… ^^ Tata! Hee hee… Hope you don’t mind the chaos [ahem] though… heh heh heh… You should be glad that you arent in Yoshiki's place and *someone* else (heh heh, no comments!) isnt in hide's place!! ^_~ Wo ho. Have a happy 13th dob and jya ne!
~Hidoko, author of this crazy crazy fic
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