Hidoko

Friday, May 01, 199810:27:04 PM

1! Kuwabara lost his memory!

"WHAT?!" Yusuke almost fainted. "Kuwabara…? Are you sure? He might die under Hiei, but Hiei's fist killed his memory?"

"You are ever so smart, Yusuke." Kurama mocked in that tone. "NOW Hiei, it's all youur fault. YOU punched him and caused him to knock against a wall."

"That creep not only kissed my sister, he called me little ANT! You know I hate ants!" Hiei practically screamed at Kurama. Not only that, he remembered how he fainted in front of everyone nights ago upon seeing an ant hill. SO it was rather emphatic of Kuwabara to call him ANT.

"We know that, Hiei. NOW WHAT." Kurama eyed him in such a way that Hiei thought he had just reached the solid carbon dioxide region of Pluto.

"Kurama," Yusuke said quickly, "Where is Kuwabara now?"

Kurama sighed. "Up in my room. God knows what Shizuru will do if she knows about this."

"She'll just cheer and celebrate," Yusuke mumbled.

"Yusuke, were you there when Hiei decided to punch Hiei, or was I mistaken?"

"I was there," Yusuke confessed. "And I wanted to see what comedy will outplay."

Kurama was exasperated. "I can't believe in you both, Yusuke, Hiei. I thought Hiei will at least be fine. Must you fight when I'm not around?"

Hiei said nothing, and Yusuke tried not to laugh at remembering how red Hiei turned when Kuwabara mention the anthill incident.

"Now we will have to hide it from Shizuru and Kuwabara's father."

"Why not just let them take care of him? I'm sure he'll be fine."

"You know how dangerous Shizuru can be, Yusuke."

"What reason will we give her?"

"YOU think of that. You are more familiar with the human routine. Hiei should go up and look after him." Kurama resumed giving him the LOOK. "Now."

Hiei opened his mouth to protest, but reconsidered. Kurama with the LOOK meant a horrible, scary and dangerous Kurama, though he knew that in terms of combat, Kurama would lose by at least five percent. He knew it was ridiculous, but…

He went upstairs, mumbling inaudible curses at Kuwabara.

Kurama sighed and glared at Yusuke. "Thought of one yet?"

"No."

"We'll need it by tommorrow, ten a.m.You'd better come up with an excuse or you might receive a five from Shizuru. If not, Keiko is gonna slap you silly."

Yusuke shivered. "I'll come up with one by then."

"You'd better."

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