I"M DEPRESSED!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaah !!! Hyde..... ..... waaaahh

by hidoko matsumoto

Once upon a time, in a faraway planet, lived the most beautiful being named Hyde.... . He was glowing, he had the most beautiful features anyone had ever seen, he had the smoothest voice ever present on that planet, he was blah blah blah blah and so the list goes on. 
one day, there was an evilevil bitchy witch *the bad kind!! The bad kind!!* named Megumi. She was a really evil witch, and she loved fame, money and wealth. So she wanted to marry Hyde, who happened to be the rich son of Ken and Sakura's. (yuki: What about me???)
However, Hyde was already engaged to a poor farmer's son, Tetsu!
Tetsu treated Hyde very well and Hyde loved him lots.
No matter how Megubitch persuades Hyde, he would _not_ marry her. But he did make use of her to show his parents that _she_ was tetsu instead!! (couldnt have his parents know that tetsu was a guy....) Ken and Sakura were very disgusted by her sight, but they didnt say anything to their beloved son.
Seeing that her evil strategy could not work, she decided to use trickery! She would conjure up an evilevil spell!! It will enchant Hyde, at least make him go into a trance, even if she cannot get his heart! 
So, she went to Hyde with the apple "Here's an apple for you!"
hyde happened to be real hungry at that time while camping with tetsu, and tetsu was hunting somewhere in the forest. Hyde ate the apple!! *poof!* he went into the state of mindless zombie! 
megubitch, seeing that Hyde was now under her control, kissed Hyde just as Tetsu was coming back! Tetsu saw the scene right in front of his eyes, and heartbroken, he ran away from there.
Hyde followed megubitch home, and even signed his entier property to megubitch just because she said so!!! Oh, no!! Poor Ken and Sakura!! They tried to stop their son, but there was NO USE!!! 
Then megubitch turned to the pretty hyde and said, "There is one last thing I want from you!! I want your BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She exchanged her body with Hyde's!! And now she was a beautiful boy, while Hyde was.. ..was.... in that UGLY state!! nooooooo!!
When she went down again, she met Tetsu, who was crying sadly in one corner! No one knew, not even Yuki, the caring father he was.
"Hyde!!" Tetsu was so happy to see his lover.
"Get lost! I dont have anything I can take from you!" megubitch shouted.
Tetsu, hearing that it was NOT Hyde's beautiful voice, took a startled step back. He fled towards Yuki, and told him everything. Yuki was so perturbed; he went to ask Ken and Sakura. Sakura was off playing Mahjong, and so Ken was there. Yuki told Ken about everything, and Ken hurriedly sought his friend,  hidoko out! hidoko was a magician who could do anything he wants! so, hidoko cast a spell on megubitch and made her go back to her own body......
 POOF!
However, Tetsu's beloved Hyde could not wake up! With tears in his eyes, he kissed his lover gently.....
"Yawn!" Hyde's beautiful eyes opened and blinked up at him sleepily as if through a daze. "Tetsu, what are you doing up so early... .what? What happened? Why are you crying?"
So, Hyde and Tetsu married the next day!
As for Ken and Sakura..... Sakura lost at strip mahjong, so in the end he got seduced by Ryo and didnt come back home, and Ken had fallen in love with Yuki!! 
About megubitch, hidoko had taken her home and cut her up for spare parts to make clone.... which was hard because the clones would need to be perfect, and she darn hell WASNT!

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