title: Please call me Doraemon!
author: hidoko
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One bright sunny day.
"...Ha...Haido....chan... ...wanna...c ome..c.ome... do homewor...with...with me?"
"Sure!" 
"Hey, Haidochan, wanna come to my house to do homework?" Little Sakura shouted, blocking Little Tetsu from Little Hyde's view. "I have lots and lots of candy and toys to play with, it will be fun!"
"But..." 
"Come on!"
"Oh, all right," Little Hyde replied with a sweet smile. "Sorry about that, Tetchan!"
"But but...." Little Tetsu protested. 
Little Sakura glared at little Tetsu, while rolling up his sleeve, "Any objections?!"
"....un...no..." Little Tetsu replied with tears in his eyes, and he stood there in despair as little Sakura and little Hyde walked away, hand in hand.

***

"WAHHHH!! Dorachan!!!" Little Tetsu burst into tears as soon as he threw open the door.
"Got bullied by Sakura again?" The poor blue cat-robot asked, a troubled expression on his face. "You're always getting into trouble. Why, you should learn to be a man!"
"But...." Little Tetsu rubbed his eyes, and looked up hopefully at Doraemon.
"....You should..." No one could resist Tetsu's starry eyes, not even a cat-robot. "Sigh, all right." He reached into his pocket, and pulled out a memo pad. "This is an appointment memo pad!"
"What does it do?" Little Tetsu put his face close to Doraemon's pudgy one.
With an azuki-balllike hand waving in the air, Doraemon explained, "Whatever you write down on the appointment memo pad will become a true appointment!"
"....a true appointment?"
"For example," Doraemon pulled out a pen and wrote, "Daddy will come home with Dorayaki a while later."
"It's impossible, Daddy is at work now!"
*sha* The door slid open and Daddy Ken stood there. "Dorayaki," He grinned as he threw a package onto the floor.
"WAH!" Doraemon opened the package and ate it happily.
"Eh..." 
Little Tetsu poked his head out of the room, to hear Daddy Ken tell Mommy Yukihiro, "I met a friend on my way back to the office. He opened a confectionery shop, and gave me some dorayaki! I'm going back to the office now."
Little Tetsu poked his head back in and saw Doraemon lying there with a bloated stomach. "Anything is also okay?"
"Yep!" Doraemon replied, handing the memo pad to him, and walked away.
"Hehehehehe..." An idea flashed in little Tetsu's eviiiiil mind, as he wrote, "Doraemon and Mommy will dance on the table a while later."
"What did you write?" Doraemon came back a few minutes later. "Ehhhh?! I don't care! I'm going out!"
With that, he walked along the corridor, to hear a scream comin from inside the room, where Mommy Yukihiro was dancing on the table. "Mouse! Mouse!!"
Doraemon was so scared that he hopped onto the table along with Mommy Yukihiro.
Little Tetsu giggled, and danced out of the house. "It works! Now Hyde will study with me after all!"
Then he saw Sakura walking down the street. 
"Hn. That hateful Sakura, I'm going to teach him a lesson." He murmured as he hid behind a lamp post. "A while later, Sakura will make a face at Yoshiki-sensei."
Indeed, a wind blew and dust flew into Sakura's eyes. He ran over towards the bring mirror of the building door, and tugged at the corner of his eye to see if it was okay. As it was, Yoshiki-sensei happened to be coming out of the door.
"What?! You DARE make a face at me?! You furyou! You..."
"No, Yoshiki-sensei, listen to me..."
"I've had enough of your rudeness! You're going to write a hundred times, 'I shall not be rude to my teacher'!"
Little Tetsu giggled as he sneaked away. Immediately he wrote, A while later, Hyde will come to Tetsu's house to do study.
He walked home with a silly grin on his face.
"Tetsu, Hyde called to say that she would be coming over," Mommy Yukihiro told him as soon as he stepped in. 
"Where's Doraemon?"
"I don't know where he's gone to."
Little Tetsu shrugged and went back upstairs. A moment later, Yukihiro led Hyde upstairs to Tetsu's room, and they sat down to play chess for a while.
"It's late, we should start our homework," Little Hyde said.
"Sure." 
Little Tetsu prepared some cake and tea, and both of them sat down at a table to do homework.
Little Tetsu's mind began to tick, as he stared into little Hyde's lovely face. An evil thought came to his mind.. .. and he wrote on the memo pad, "Right now, right here, Hyde will 'chu' Tetsu."
"Strange, this pen is not working properly," Little Hyde murmured, as he started shaking his pen. "It's a high-quality pen that Sakura gave me. The ink must be blocked, I'll shake it more."

*shakeshake*

Little Tetsu sat in anticipation.

*CHU!*

The ink squirted out of little Hyde's pen straight into little Tetsu's face.
Indeed, Little Hyde had 'chu'ed little Tetsu.

Meanwhile, Doraemon had wrote something down.... "Right in this house, a while later, Doraemon will have his revenge".

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