Hidoko Matsumoto

Tuesday, July 27, 1999
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Note: This is a sort of commercial for the next fic I'm writing… It kinda motivates me, y'know… ^^;

Once upon a time, in the faraway realms of Singapore, from the twentieth century….

Hidoko: So, Haido-san, Tet-chan! How did you like the story so far?

Hyde: ……

Tetsu: Honestly?

Xz0ner: (cutting in) Uh, then again, maybe not.

Tetsu: It's very well done….

Hidoko: (sweatdrop) ……. ^-^;;;

Hyde: Will there be a lemon scene?

Xz0ner: Anou…. I don't think so…

Hyde: WHAT? You mean… Then all the sufferings I went through will be wasted! I even got raped by a disgusting old man! Luckily it wasn't in detail, or you shall die!

Tetsu: Yes, poor Hyde-chan. I'm lucky by comparison….

Xz0ner: I'm trying to create a paradise-in-tragedy atmosphere…

Hyde: What paradise? It took place on Earth, didn't it?

Xz0ner: Un, but paradise is relative term. For example, in a place of no sadness because of peace, like under the Great Dome…

Yoshiki: Hey! You're copying Beside The Great Lakes!

Hidoko: (sweatdropping) Don't get so worked up. The story's called "Forbidden Lover", not "Under The Great Dome"….

Yoshiki: Ii! Otherwise…. (fierce look) Because I, Yoshiki, starred in that particular ficcy… Hey! Where do I stand now in your fics? Huh? You tell me! Xzoner! You've been writing about Hyde and Tetsu all along! Where's your sense of loyalty to X Japan?

Xz0ner: (cringing) Chill down! I'm writing "The Little Mermaid", yes?

Yoshiki: (Snatches diskette away and reads)

Hidoko: Okaasan hasn't been in a good mood since the last fic.

Hide: Yes, since ever since then, Zoner's focused on Hyde and Tetsu, Yoshiki's almost totally ignored… But at least it leaves more time for us to do 'seikou' **….

Yoshiki: (blushing furiously) HIDE! MIND YOUR WORDS!

Hide: Yo-chan~ You look so cute when you're angry!

Hidoko: ^^;; Uh, let's ignore them.

Hyde: (nods) So, what are you going to write about in "Forbidden Lover"?

Xz0ner: Eeto… ^^; Um… Errrrrr…. A love story.

Hyde: Of course it's a love story, why else would it be called "Forbidden Lover"?

Xz0ner: Gomen. Honestly, I haven't really thought about it, but you and Tetsu are going to go through a lot. Also, Blue is inside too! Ah! It's my first fic slashing Arihito and Yukiya… Heck! It's my first fic with Yukiya, my favorite man inside! Yippee!

Hidoko: Wai wai! Arihito is so yummy!

Xz0ner: Agree. It’s the first fic where Arihito actually has a proper role! I'm so happy!

Arihito: You're talking about me? Arihito, from Blue?

Hidoko: Yup!

Arihito: Wa! Kandou **!

Hidoko and Xz0ner grin at each other.

Xz0ner: Arihito you'll be a great help to Hyde too! Unfortunately, poor Tetsu and Hyde are going to be the only ones who suffer more and more… … Oh, poor them. Anyway, what *is* paradise? I hope "Forbidden Lover" makes you ask yourself that!

Hidoko: Xz0ner can never be not serious…

Hyde: I've just reread it! It's full of holes! How could those body guards run after me without shooting? They surely have guns, yes? You must remember to mention what an expert I was at dodging bullets! Also, I demand a lemon scene!

Xz0ner: Uh… I'll check, but I'm afraid I won't put a lemon scene…

Yoshiki has finished reading The Little Mermaid by then and his blood is boiling.

Yoshiki: (pulling Xz0ner by the ear) What kind of story this is! It's just following the fairy tale! How do you explain it! And you haven't even completed half of it! What kind of fic writer are you?! Huh!

Hidoko: (runs and hides behind otousan)

Hide: Yoshiki, if you kill him, we'll have no more fics to look forward to! (patting Hidoko on the head)

Yoshiki: I don't care!

Hyde: Hey, what about our story? You'd better think of a proper plot and fill up the holes or I'll tickle you! Also, a lemon scene!

Yoshiki: (still choking Xz0ner) Write a proper story, or else…

Xz0ner: Yes, masters…. Oro?
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Hidoko: ^^;; Uh… So, let's us look forward to Xz0ner's future performance… ^^;;;

Xz0ner: That is, if I'm not dead by that time….

Hidoko: So, have a nice day and cyu soon! Jya ne~

Curtain closes.

Tuesday, July 27, 1999

** 'seikou'means sexual intercourse... but don't ask me how guys can intercourse... ^^;; (I do know how guys can have sex, but intercourse is a more specific term... ^^;;; *hidoko is not hentai!*

** 'Kandou' is excitement…
 

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