Hidoko
Saturday, March 14, 199810:27:09 PM
"Here's the script." I said, folding my arms together as the group gather to see what they will act as next.
"Written by you?" Kurama asked, eyes narrowing.
I nodded proudly.
"Forget it." All of them began to walk away, save for Yukina, who was dragged away.
"HEY!" I screamed at them. "Come back!"
"We see no reason to come back. How bout defining ten good reasons?"
"One good reason will make it up. I'll increase your pay."
"Not good enough." He turned. "Let's go, guys."
When he went a distance away, he found that Hiei was the only one following him. "What…"
"Let's see what artistic script we will be acting out." Yusuke said excitedly.
"Hmm…" Kazuma nodded.
"This will be great." Keiko said.
"You mean the pay or the play."Shizuru muttered.
"Hee hee. What do YOU think?"
"What else."
Kurama grudgingly went back to follow the crowd, followed by Hiei.
I hold the papers out for them to take their share.
"Topsy Turvy Yu Haku." They read in unison. "What's that?!"
"Read and you will see."
| Characters | |
| Yusuke | As himself |
| Kurama | As himself |
| Hiei | As himself |
| Keiko | As herself |
| And so on. |
Scene 1
Settings: Cinema. Watching a horribly scary show.
Keiko and Kurama double dating with Kazuma and Hiei.
Keiko: (Cringing into Kurama's chest.) Ahhh! He ac…actually did that!
Kurama: (Petting her head comfortingly) Don't worry. Once you've seen Makai you've really seen it all.
Keiko: I haven't. (Finally looking at the screen again.)Yaah!
Kazuma: (Hugging Hiei like a teddy bear) Hi…Hiei! Tell me when it's over!
Hiei: Hn. With you hugging me like that I can't see a damn thing, stupid carrot top!
Kazuma: Hiei! How can you say that, little shrimp.
Hiei: We're watching a horrible movie here. Let's not get mushy.
Kazuma: (Muttering) like you ever get mushy.
Keiko: Kyaaaaaaaaa! Feiru!
Kurama: (A little jealous) Hn. What's so great about Feiru. What if I say "Kyaaaaaaaaaa, Lida!"
Keiko: You get a punch.
Kazuma: Finally the scary part is over.
Hiei: May I know if there WAS a scary part? You are a coward.
Kazuma: Hey! I never lived in Makai, you know.
Hiei: Well, I suppose anyone would get frightened with YOU around. You sound worse than hyenas.
Kazuma: (hurt) Hiei~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiei: (relents) Oh, okay…
Kazuma: V!
Keiko: You both are mushy.
Kurama: What a loving couple. Anyway Kazuma would be a zillion times better than you.
Keiko: Hn! So why aren't you his BF?
Kurama: Oh, I would be if he did not refuse my proposal.
(Keiko falls over in mock-death.)
(Kazuma laughs at the couple.)
Hiei: Shh. People are staring.
(Everyone shuts up.)
Finally, after some time…
Kurama: (whispering) Keiko, stop cringing into me. I desperately need to breathe.
Keiko: But it's sooo scary! Anyway you are my BF.
Kurama: I declare it to be a slander… (Keiko hits Kurama) OOOWWWW!
Kazuma: Shhh.
Hiei: I don't know you both.
(Keiko lets go of Kurama, red-faced.)
Scene 2
Meanwhile…
Yusuke and Yukina looking at some stuffed toys. Shizuru walks in.
Shizuru: (stops.) Yukina! Yusuke!
Yusuke and Yukina (surprised.) Shizuru! Hi!
Shizuru: What are you doing here?
Yusuke: I'm getting Yukina a birthday present.
Shizuru: You are unromantic. Why not give her a pleasant surprise?
Yusuke: I always foul up when I try.
Shizuru: (turning to Yukina) I pity you. Why do you stick with him?
Yukina: Why not? (Smiles innocently.)
Shizuru: He's a total blockhead. If he happens to have any brains, in which the chances are zero, it would be microscopic.
Yusuke: Hey, I'm here, you know.
Shizuru: The truth and nothing but the truth.
Yukina: Hee hee.
Yusuke: Grr!
Shizuru: Wonder how's Kurama and Kazuma's double date.
Yusuke: You can ask them later if you want. We're meeting them for dinner.
Yukina: Wonder how's Hiei.
Yusuke: (hurt) Don't tell me…
Yukina: No, not that kind!
Shizuru: Let's tell him, Yukina! Hiei's Yukina's Bro…
(Yukina covers Shizuru's mouth)
Yusuke: Yukina! How's this?
Yukina: (Cupping her hands together) I love it!
Yusuke: Then let's pay for it. (Whispering to Shizuru) I saved your life. You owe me one.
Shizuru: Hmph!
Yusuke: Then let's go and meet them.
Scene 3
At Macdonald's.
Kurama: Damn Yusuke! Why must he be always late for our meetings?"
Hiei: I'm hungry.
Kazuma: Oh, poor Hiei! Let me treat you to something. What do you want?
Hiei: Oh, you are so kind, Kazuma! Let's see… I'd like a double cheese burger meal, a Big Mac meal, a Fillet-O-Fish…
Kazuma: I know, I'll get you three of every meal.
Hiei: (Beams) Kazuma just knows me so well.
Kazuma: No, I know your appetite so well.
(Everyone laughs)
Kurama: Look! Yusuke's here!
Yusuke: Hi, guys!
Kurama: Why are you guys so late?!
Keiko: Baka Yusuke! I'm hungry!
Yukina: Well, Yusuke dropped a ceramic figure in a gift shop.
Shizuru: He's a terrible guy.
Kazuma: I totally agree.
Yukina: He's not that bad.
Yusuke: Only Yukina understands me.
Keiko: I grew up with you and I totally agree with Shizuru.
Yusuke: Hn!
Hiei: Kazuma, where's my food?
Kazuma: Oh, sorry, I'll get it now.
Kurama: I'll help. What do you want, Keiko?
Keiko: A fillet-O-fish please.
Kurama: Dig. What about the others?
Yusuke: I'll go get it myself.
Yukina: I go with you.
Kurama: So, Shizuru?
Shizuru: (Grudgingly) I'll go get it myself.
(They disappear out of sight)
Keiko: Hiei, what do you think of Kazuma?
Hiei: (Glaring) He's fine, I guess. You? Kurama?
Keiko: Kurama? He's a great guy. He's sweet, caring, and ever so lovely.
Hiei: Maybe.
Keiko: What do you see in Kazuma?
Hiei: (Still glaring) He's loving and he has a good heart, I suppose. That's what that attracts me to him. Besides, he amuses me.
Keiko: (Giggling) I suppose so. What if Kazuma's in love with Yukina, I in love with Yusuke, and you with Kurama? Then you hate Kazuma, Kurama and you a bit like arch enemies, yet like secretly in love? That'll be funny and topsy turvy.
Hiei: (Pondering about it) If so, I suppose I'll have to murder Kazuma. But I wouldn't mind, though, Kurama is lovely.
Keiko: I suppose I'm very lucky now. I can't bear to even think about me in love with Yusuke.
Hiei: Well, that can only be of another world, I guess. Look, they're coming back. Kazuma, where's my food?
Kazuma: (Tripping and falling) Oops! I'll have to get some more food.
Keiko: I suppose I'd better not think too much. If Yukina gets stuck with Kazuma, wouldn't that be terrible, too!
The End!
"Hmm, this is interesting, but very short."
"Actually, this is a play for the Yu Yu festival." I replied. "So, How's that?"
"I think I'm interested," Kurama replied.
"Same here," Keiko added.
"So, let's go for rehearsal!" I shouted.
"GROAN!"
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