Untitled... ^^ Heheheheheheh............ Once upon a time, there lived a court jester named Takanori. He is a very cute boy (?) and he lived in the love (?) the king, Sugizo, showered upon him. One day, King Sugi had a very important guest. It was his fiance, Hyde! Of course he was very excited about it, so he made sure that Takanori was a major part in the programme. That day was a disaster! A certain monkichi who had been very jealous of Takanori had sabotaged his equipment. King Sugi got so upset about it that he fired Takanori!! (oh no...) So poor Taka-chan went back home into the woods, with tears in his eyes, thinking about the nights he had spent in Sugi's bed (oops!)... ... Ah, those memories! It made him more and more miserable the more he thought about it... Somehow, by coincidence, sheer luck and a twist from hidoko's muse, Hyde happened to be going that way while he was going back to his own homeland! He saw Taka-chan, and goes, "Oh, that face looks familliar! Even the HEIGHT! I've never met anyone shorter than me before!" (obviously he hasnt met Kyo either...?) Being the nice person he was, he thought he'd go down and say "hi". "Howdy, jester-san! It's a nice day!" "Nice day?! NICE DAY?!" Takanori cried and moped silently in a corner. Hyde was concerned, so he asked "what's wrong?" "Waaah... I just got FIRED....." "Ooh, you poor thing... Tell you what, I really loved that show, so you can come over to my castle and perform?" "Oh goody!" Takachan jumped with joy and hugged Hyde. So off they went, in Hyde's carriage. When they arrived at Hyde's castle, Takachan met two other court jesters! One of their names were Tetsu, and there was another named Ken. He got along well with them, until Hyde kept on summoning Takachan.. .and completely ignored the two other jesters... ..(aww...) Tetsu was heart-broken, even though Ken didn't mind at all, because he was playing with a maid Yukkichan..... "Oh, Ken...." "Oh, Yukki....." *SMOOCHSMOOCH* "Ooooh, that was really good... .more, ken, more!" When Tetsu heard the noises in the kitchen, he knew well enough he wasn't wanted, so he went to play with the swings. There he sat, and he saw a dark looking guy. They began talking, and Tetsu learnt his name was Sakura. They got along fine, not too close, but Sakura seemed very interested in him O_o so, out of loneliness, Tetsu fell into Sakura's trap.. . Meanwhile, Hyde had just finished doing it in the Hall Of Mirrors, the Torture Chamber, The Grand Hall.. ..So he brought Takachan out into the garden (where Tetsu and Sakura happened to be playing...) He did not see Sakura, or Tetsu. So, once he thought he was out of sight, he POUNCED on Takachan and licked him all over. Takachan moaned in pleasure, and in returned tickled Hyde fondly. "Hyde......" Takachan's voice sounded in the otherwise quiet garden, and he came in Hyde's mouth. "Hyde, Hyde!!" Then, Hyde got up, dripping with sweat, and he suddenly saw Tetsu looking at him in horror! He looked back, not comprehending what the heck had happened (given thaT Tetsu was naked as well). And then Sakura and TMR stood up at the same time.... "GAH!" Hyde's jaw dropped. Tetsu ran away sobbing. "Sakura, what are you doing here?!" Hyde looked at him with contempt (given that they HAD broken up). "I thought Tetsu was your LATEST FAVORITE toy?!" Sakura was fulfilling his swear 'I will get back at you, you brat'. "Baka, that's TMR! You can have him if you want!" A flustered Hyde ran away chasing Tetsu. Sakura sweatdropped and looked at TMR. He shrugged and pounced onto TMR, squashing him. Suddenly... ..A fairy popped out! "Hey!! Can I join in? Oh, I'm Shinya! Hajimemashite~" Sakura and TMR: O_o Shinya: ^__^ Sakura and TMR: *WHEE! POUNCE* And... .so... Tetsu had slowed down to a stroll and he was still sobbing. He was in the forest, so he didn't have to worry about anyone gaping at his cute body (he had forgotten to put clothes on ^^;;). "Tetsu! Tetsu!" "Hyde..." His face crumpled and he sobbed uncontrollably. "You said you'd only love me..." "Yes... I do! I do!" Hyde explained, hoping to stop Tetsu's tears. "It's just that I havent met anyone shorter than me in a long time--" "You want to marry that Sugi, FINE! But why must you bring that jester back? *sobsob* And right in front of me?!" "Tetsu, I'm really sorry ok, I didn't know you'd be so upset!" Hyde hugged Tetsu tightly, their naked bodies pressing against each other (my my, aren't they impatient?) With an evil smile, he added, "Let me cheer you up!" "Hyde..." *smooch smooch* And so, It's yet another happy ending. .... Sugi: Do I get to marry Hyde after all? hido: My muse says yes, but I say NO! After that, Hyde married Tetchan!! Sugi: Hey, what about ME? *sigh* hido: *holds up monkichi* Sugi: *ureshii* (*^^*) hido: as for Sakura and Shinya.. . Well, Sakura rolled off the hill, sodomized a cow in the process and got kicked down the hill, and by the time he reached the bottom, he was flat as a pancake! un... Then TMR and Shinya went over to the kitchen, and Ken and Yukki invited them to join in. Happily ever after.. .Oh, and Ino got killed in a chariot crash after being amputated and raped by J. OWARI ^^ P/S: Sorry for the crudeness... ^^;; I'm not hoping you liked it, I feel too strange today ^^;; (and far from being my normal self..) ~matsumoto hidoko http://xz0ne.cjb.net voidmatsumoto@yahoo.co.uk