~Doraemon~

hidoko matsumoto

sat, jan 09, 1999

notes: I got the idea by looking at my Doraemon snack! ^^; eh heh... <hides her snack behind her back> uh, no, you were seeing wrongly! Heh heh... ^^;;;

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The story so far:

The toons of X Japan were rebels and outcasts ever since they made a mess of the flowers while they were drunk. When Yoshiki punched the elf, they were locked up by the elves. They decided to run away, and hide unpicked the lock of the cage. They came to Tokyo Dome because they were on the run, but unfortuanately I lost that part of the story so too bad ^^;;; (sorry!) Then, everyone married each other for Christmas as it was the present from hidoko to the little toons for working so hard in the fic. The elves were kicked out of the fic so you get the drift... Fic writers' powers a go go!

~Doraemon~

Hide paced up and down, as Yoshiki hopped into the flower. Soon, he came out with a bucket of nectar.

"Come, dear, how do you like my honey-making skills?"

"Mmmm, Yoshiki, you're certainly a good cook!" Hide smiled happily as his fathead drank straight from the pail.

Yoshiki beamed and went back to tending the roses.

"What a good wife. Not only a good cook, but also a GREAT housekeeper!" He admired the red roses which bloomed like it was spring everyday. He watched as Yoshiki went over to the black roses too, and grinned even more. "Isn't it just so cute the way she goes around doing the everyday chores?"

"Heya, dude!" Pata said, suddenly popping up behind hide.

"YAAAAAHHHH!"

"Sorry. ^^;" Pata apologised as he helped hide back onto the leaf. "You're just too uptight."

"You've gotta get rid of the habit to pop up behind people. Have you got too much time on your hands?"

"Well, not really. Heath and I split the housework so I still have the same amount of work. But the fairies help us out."

Hide grinned. "I'm sooooo happy I got Yoshiki as a wife! Meanwhile... Uh, how's Toshi with Taiji now?" he wondered.

"Toshi? Haven't heard of him since."

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"Hey, why are we married in this fic?"Toshi grumbled as he glared at Taiji. "Those buckets aren't gonna wash themselves, you know!"

"Oh, quit being such a bear!" Taiji glared at Toshi. "Since I'm the one to cook, why dont you wash the buckets to show your appreciation once in a while!"

"Well I never! Your cooking skills are so lousy I sure miss Yoshiki's... OUCH!" The bucket landed at the back of his fathead.

"Grr!"

"OI!!!!!!!"

:.BanG! CRASH! WHAM!!!!!!!!!.:

"Oro?"

"Oro?"

Slowly, Toshi shook his head and got up.

"Hi, I'm your wedding godmother." A fairy popped up in front of him.

"GAH!" Toshi blinked. "no one believes in that anymore!"

"WELL, you're supposed to be acting so GET ON WITH IT!!!!"

"Ok!!!!!!!!" Toshi replied hastily.

"Make a wish and I will grant you, as a compensation of pairing you both together due to hidoko's wishes."

"JUSTICE? Well... Uh... I want Yoshiki as my bride!"

:.WHAM.: "Youknowhe'smarriedandsincei'ma*wedding*godmotherICANTDOTHAT!!!!!"

"Fine. I don't believe in you anyway."

"Is that what Cinderella was supposed to say to *her* godmother? I'd rather go back and be her godmother for the time being. I don't even know why I'm here..."

:.a huge sign hits her at the back of the head saying "GET ON WITH IT!!!!!".:

"OKOK! SOYOUIDIOTMAKEAWISH..... NOW!!!!!"

Toshi said without thinking, "Since you cant give me Yoshiki as a bride, might as well give me someone to provide weapons for me so that I can fight Taiji well."

The fairy looked around, and checked every pocket she had. "Uh, where's it? Ah!" She took off her shoe and took out a pink purse underneath her foot. She began looking inside. "Well... We're out of military men so I guess I have one nice one to replace it with... TADA!!!!"

She scattered some blue powder in front of Toshi. "When you're ready, go ahead and chant 'a pel yo idi o ta i sa n', and your weapon-man will appear! well, I gotta go, so jya ne for the moment. There are many divorces around and they make me busy."

"What the hell.. Never mind. A pel yo idi o tai sa n~~"

Taiji immediately popped up and bonked Toshi on the head. "Who are you calling to appear, together with 'idiot' in the same phrase? Huh! You must be taught a lesson!"

"Wha... Wha!" Toshi was pointing to behind Taiji.

"No, no, old trick, Toshi!"

"Hi, everyone, I'm doraemon, the famous robotic cat!" A cute voice echoed from behind.

Toshi groaned. "I know she couldn't be trusted. Why the hell do I need a doraemon, who looks so idiotic, and... mumble grumble.."

"What the hell... EXPLAIN!!"

Toshi told him about the wedding godmother.

"Hmm. Interesting. hi, doraemon! Are you hungry? Would you like some honey? that's what we eat around here... I'll make some for you if you want..."

Doraemon and Taiji went away, chatting happily, while Toshi stared after them in anger. Taiji... With DORAEMON!

He watched as Taiji made honey for the robotic cat, who enjoyed it very much.

"Let me wash the buckets for you, taiji-san, since you made the nice honey for me!" Doraemon suggested, and took out a strange machine with eight arms. It began to do its job, and in a second, the buckets were all spick and span.

"Gee! Thank you, Doraemon! You have such nice appreciation for people, unlike SOMEONE."

Toshi snorted in disgust.

Taiji and Toshi showed Doraemon around X Japan, and they met Yoshiki, hide, Pata, and Heath.

"Thank you, Yoshiki, for the beautiful housework you do everyday... SMOOCH!"

"Geez, hide~ That's sweet of you!" He beamed and poured his magic onto the roses some more.

"Have you finished your portion of flowers, Pata?"

"Uh oh! I was so busy playing here... Sorry! I'll do my work once I go back...!"

"Never mind, Pata, because I did it for you as a surprise!"

"Ohhhhhhhh, Heath! How nice! Smooooooch!"

Toshi groaned in both contempt and envy. Taiji, too, began to sigh. Doraemon grinned happily. "What nice couples you have here!"

"Oh, I wouldnt say so." Toshi muttered, staring at hide,wishing he was in the toon's shoes. "Well, they would most prolly stink but I dont care."

Taiji shook his head at Toshi's comment.

"hi, guys!" The fairy popped up behind Toshi again, and she was loud enough to bring attention to Toshi.

"Oops!" Yoshiki blushed.

"Yikes!" Pata blushed too. "I forgot Toshi and Taiji were here!"

"Me too!"

"Well, since I was too busy with the divorce the world goes through everyday I just thought I'd check on you now and then. I've got my stock of X-men for your weapon-man so you can give me back my doraemon for now."

"Uh, you may have him back, and no thank you, for the X-men!!"

the fairy grinned. "So, how's you and Taiji?"

"Uh, we're very fine! Riiiiight?"

"Yeah!"

"So GET LOST AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!!"

"Ok!" She grinned, took doraemon and vanished with a poof.

After playing around X japan with the other toons. Toshi and Taiji went back to their home.

"You know, I kinda missed Doraemon."

"Well, he's not the only one who can wash buckets!"

"Uh huh."

"Cook dinner and I'll show you!"

Taiji made honey for dinner, this time in raspberry flavor, and Toshi enjoyed it very much. He took the buckets, and lugged them to the tap.

"Ho! I wish Doraemon left his dish-washing machine here!"

~*the end*~
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