~Christmas~
hidoko matsumoto
Dec '98
notes: +_+ MERRY X'mas! ^0^ Um, is kozi really bald? :O
Prologue:
The toons of X Japan were rebels and outcasts ever since they made a mess of the flowers while they were drunk. When Yoshiki punched the elf, they were locked up by the elves. They decided to run away, and hide unpicked the lock of the cage. They came to Tokyo Dome because they were on the run, but unfortuanately I lost that part of the story so too bad ^^;;; (sorry!)
~Christmas~
"Well, it's Christmas, damnit, they should stop making us an outcast," Hide complained, throwing the poker at Pata.
Pata caught the poker cards. "It's not my fault anyway so shut up. Ace!"
"Great, I've lost again," Hide shouted, throwing his hands up in the air. "Since you win you deal."
"Fine," Pata replied patiently. "It's so boring here in Tokyo Dome since Toshi and Yoshiki have left for the nectar they were supposed to bring us."
"Yeah," hide fumed. "Why do we have such a pairing!"
Pata shrugged as Heath slept in the corner.
"Pig," Hide complained, poking at the sleeping figure.
"Shut up, fathead!" Heath muttered, as he flipped in his sleep.
"Hmph," Hide poked him once more and Heath slapped his hand away.
"Come on, are you ready now, Hide?"
"Yea," the toon replied, rubbing his bruised hand. "Hey, if you lose you must do one dare."
"Okay, and if you lose you will do a dare," Hide replied enthusiastically.
"Deal!" Pata replied. "Ace!"
"No wonder," Hide groaned. "You had it up your sleeve all along. I should have known! I should have known!"
Pata laughed. "I dare you to marry Yoshiki!"
"Shut up," Hide replied, sorely. "You know that's a stupid dare."
"Not if he decides to say yes. Come on! We haven't anything to do these days."
Hide wove his little fist at Pata. "*Lol*!!"
Pata laughed, and a door to Tokyo Dome opened. Yoshiki and Toshi came in, holding hands, and talking happily.
"Don't give up, Hide!" Pata whispered.
Hide buried his big head into his small hands (how did he do it? O_O). "Don't remind me, you pervert!"
"Come on!" Pata said. "I'll be behind you!"
Hide grinned at Pata and went back to self-pity.
Pata sighed as Yoshiki woke Heath up and handed him the pail of nectar. Toshi tossed Hide the pail unwillingly and Hide caught hold of it very unwillingly. Yoshiki sat down besides Hide.
"It's Christmas soon, I gather?"
"Yes, and Hide haven't proposed to you yet." Pata said, and Hide's hand shot out to punch him at the back of the head. "OW!"
"Huh? You know that's impossible!" Yoshiki laughed.
"Come on, let's go and steal the owner of X Japan's puddings," Hide urged. "It's so long since I have had a good pudding!"
"You know the catch. The elves will not let us off."
"Come on, must we be afraid? Are we going to hide all our lives here?" Hide shouted.
"That's true," Yoshiki said, looking at Toshi. "We've gotta think of a way out. Surely we can't stay here forever."
"The fairies will help if I ask," Pata remarked.
"So?" Heath uttered, sipping the nectar.
"We'll start a revolution!" Hide shouted.
"Uh, that's a tad too loud. The elves might hear..."
"Who cares about those darned elves! I've had enough!" Hide said, truly angry. "F**k those elves and f**k those sensors!"
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Looking out of the fic, hide punched the author's typing ingers angrily. "Whose idea was it anyway to get us stuck here in Tokyo Dome when it's Christmas!"
"Well, shut up, I'm kinda stuck too."
"You've made us endure all these for nothing?" Yoshiki pops out too and exclaims.
"Well," Hidoko replies, making a face, "it's not my fault you guys can't defeat those elves."
:.BONK!.: "MAKE IT HAPPEN!!"
"Owch!"
"After all, it's Christmas! I need pudding!" hide said smugly. "Also what did you say in the mmyaoi ml?"
"Huh?"
"You said that hide and yoshiki belongs! So get on with it!"
"yea, but I also consider Toshi! Don't rush me!" Hidoko complained, flicking the little fella back into the fic. "You too!"
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:.plip, plip.: hide and Yoshiki fell back into Tokyo Dome in pain. "What say we elves of X Japan start a revolution?" Hide suggested as he rolled up his sleeves. "Let's kill those big-ass fic writers who make us suffer so much, and let me marry Yoshiki!!!!!"
Yoshiki blushed upon that.
"How about letting me have Yoshiki for once?" Toshi said, dismayed. Toshi found Hide hitting him out of the fic (oops! :P) and so Hide grabbed Yoshiki's hand.
"For now on, you're my bride!" The cute SD toon said, and all of a sudden Yoshiki is wearing a bride's clothes, and Tokyo Dome is decorated with Christmas decorations.
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:. Hidoko pokes her head into the fic.: "well, I hope this is a good enough present for you, hide. As for Yoshiki... heh heh it's up to you. I don't feel like a lemoned fic now."
Hide shakes hidoko's finger (because he was still in toon form) "Thank you hidoko! Now fix the elf problem and get on with it!"
Hidoko winks and sets back to type.
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Hide and Yoshiki raced up to the front, hand in hand, and Pata suddenly became in priest clothes.
"What the hell is going on?" Pata wondered.
"Shut up and read the script, damnit! Hidoko has decided a fic change."
:. a little stone flies in from outside the fic and hits Pata.: "Get on with it!" hidoko's mighty voice was heard and echoed throughout Tokyo Dome.
"Ok, okay!" Pata shouted, muttering curses. "do you agree--"
"yes!" hide shouted.
"oh, okay, yoshiki--"
"Yes?" Yoshiki said sweetly.
"And I now declare you man and wife!" Pata said, and threw the bible away. "Marry Christmas!"
Hide grinned, satisfied. "Now this is what I call a terrific fic!"
"It's a Christmas present for you and Yoshiki," hidoko's face poked into the fic, and grinned. "Merry Christmas hide~ and Yoshiki!"
Hide gave hidoko a thumbs up sign and carried Yoshiki away to their wedding room.
heath appeared out of nowhere. "Come on Pata, since they are marrying let's get married too."
"Huh blur?"
"I now pronounce us man and wife!!" Heath declared, holding the bible which Pata had discarded just now and then threw it away. "Sayonara, hidoko!"
Hidoko watches as the duo went by. "Ah, who did I miss? Toshi! And of course, Taiji! Since everyone is having a 'marry christmas', might as well... I now pronounce you guys man and wife!" She threw her bible on Toshi and grabbed a SD Taiji into the fic. "Merry marry Christmas! Dhahahaha!"
So, everyone was happily (?!) wed in the fic, and the poor elves got thrown out of the story. Everyone had their enjoyable Christmas (aka wedding) night and all was well in the worlds of hidoko's fic for the time being... ^-^;; Goodbye! Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Happy 1998~ and on to new 1999 (well it's school but let's not talk about that ^^;;;;;)
bye~
xz0ne
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