Merry merry merry xmas!!
Presenting-- TETSU!

Tetsu: Hello everyone! Welcome to jrockers ANNOYnimous. Today we present "what is the meaning of christmas" Brought to you by Laruku T1 racing machine.
*break*
Tetsu: *popsback into screen* Welcome back to the show everyone. Now, we ask Hyde-san what HE thinks is the meaning of Christmas. Douzo.
Hyde: *gleaming eyes* The meaning of christmas.... FOOD! Lots of FOOD!! A huge turkey and lots of hams, of all different kinds, and a huge log cake and roast beef and pork ribs and.....
Tetsu: ^^;; Nee, what about spending time with....  
Hyde: Ah! Yes! My beloved lasagna! Triple helpings of curry rice! 
Tetsu: ^^;;; Human being?
Hyde: Of course! But other than you...
Tetsu: *covers hyde's mouth* *hissing* I thought you got a superficial ANSWER for EVERYTHING! We're keeping this secret, ne!
Hyde: Okay, but we get to do "yoroshiku"after this!
Tetsu: *blush and pushes Hyde offstage* Now, inviting Kyo-san! Kyo-san, what do you think is the meaning of X'mas?
Kyo: Red and black.
Tetsu: ^^ Thats interesting. Red and black. Why is it so?
Kyo: Red for blood and Black for leather.......
Tetsu: I see.
Kyo: And also black reminds me of the color I see when I close my eyes. It's so beautiful.
Tetsu: Sou ka? ^^;;;
Kyo: Let me demonstrate... *closes eyes* Ah, so beauti.. ful.... Zzzzzz
Tetsu: ^^;;; ;; Uhm..... *lifts Kyo off the floor and puts him into Kaoru's arms* and now we invite... Kaoru-san!
Kaoru: Excuse me okay? I need to go and put Kyo to bed.
Tetsu: ^^;; Okay.... ;; So, Mana-san, what is the meaning of christmas?
Mana: Christmas is the night where god's son dies for humans.
Tetsu: Interesting *stifles yawn* 
Mana: Ah, humans. What is the meaning of humans? They are malicious, miserable, and yet they are of such depth, *ramble*
Tetsu: ^^;; *yawn* Mana-san,  i think the time is up.....
Mana: Oops. I guess I better go ne. *elegantly walks off*
Tetsu: ^^ Phew. Now, we take a break.
*commercials of Laruku T1 racing machines coming in new Gundam mobile suites with Duo Maxwell driving*
Tetsu: Welcome back to Jrocker's ANNOYnimous of "what does Christmas mean to you". Now, we invite Ken-san!
Ken: *waves and blows kisses and hugs kitten*
Elizabeth: Meow! Meowmeow! Puurrr!
Ken: There there, Elizabethchan! 
Tetsu: Uhm, Ken-san, what does Christmas mean to you?
Ken: Ah, the meaning of Christmas. It's a time where cats stop shedding, so we don't have to brush Elizabethchan so much anymore. However, we do have to remember not to bring Elizabeth out of the house too much, and never let it play in water. 
Tetsu: *bangs head on wall* >_< Let me die in peace!
Elizabeth: Meow~ Puuurrr~
Hyde: Oh, my poor Tetsu.... Are you okay?
Tetsu: Oh, I'mfine, honey.... *looks into Hyde's eyes*
Hyde: *kiss smoochsmooch* 
Ken: Elizabeth, let's leave them alone.
Elizabeth: meow!
Ken: Oh, before I forget, let's go and get Yukichan Christmas present. Do you think a huge crate of pocky will be okay? Or should I get six boxes of cocacola?
Elizabeth: Meow!
Ken: Both you say? *looks at Hyde and TEtsu who's still smooching on stage* Sure, let's go. *looks at camera* YUKICHAN! WAIT FOR ME, I'LL GET YOU POCKY AND COLA! ^-^)v
*meanwhile....*
Yuki: *at home* Wai!! Ken-chan, my prince!! *-* *starry eyes*

So, the meaning of Christmas... Spending time with things you love. 
I.e: Hyde w/ Tetsu, Kaoru and Kyo, and Ken and Yukki with pocky and cola. Not to forget Elizabeth who's got stomachache and is at the vet's for overconsumption of coke.

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